So sweet my mouth was seared...

Well, I don't have twitter or tweet or chirp or whatever that program might be, so I render unto you all my Extra Special Bear Pride Twitter/Tweet/Chirp/Birdseed/What-have-you:

Friday:

2:34 p.m. Who needs Bear Pride for a hot throwdown? WOOF. Locals rule.
4:46 p.m. mmmmnnn, Ghiradelli Caramel Sundae, how you please me.
8:47 p.m. Laundry sucks. Category: Things We Do For Love.

Saturday:

11:04 a.m. Such cute bears from L.A. And wearing the right color jockstrap!
12:32 p.m. Yeah, better get over seeing me in boy mode.
12:45 p.m. I want a T-Shirt made up saying "I Am NOT Plan B!"
3:30 p.m. Piehole rocketh the five cheese heavens.
4:15 p.m. Trail Mix? This is my kind of granola!
4:22 p.m. I want a Lindsay Lohan-headed Pez dispenser!
4:30 p.m. Bundy drunk! BUNDY DRUNK!
5:15 p.m. My friends are NOT allowed in the same shower contests as my baby.
6:30 p.m. Fuck, Irving Park Road's a long way to walk...
7:36 p.m. Mister Bear? You said you'd be here in ten minutes 40 minutes ago!
9:00 p.m. This Block Party has seen only slightly less vodka than Ted Kennedy's liver.
9:45 p.m. Does kid N' Play know you stole their wardrobe from the 80s?
10:30 p.m. I have sweet & patient bears in my life.
11:45 p.m. Beastie Boys are known to let the beat... DROP!

Sunday:

1:30 a.m. A DJ kicked my ass tonight, and that DJ is PAULO!
3:17 a.m. Baby, I will always be there to hold your hair. :-)
5:30 a.m. Cracked-out Cubby does not WANT to be called TB!
10:30 a.m. I've known you for eight years, never had sex with you but damn if I haven't cuddled with you naked not nearly long enough.
12:30 p.m. BAGEL!
1:17 p.m. At least someone on this train looks worse off than me!
3:40 p.m. Disco coma. Yay!
9:45 p.m. George Lucas: Somebody gave you too many AfterEffects licenses.
11:15 p.m. En route to Freedom!
11:27 p.m. ROCK STAR PARKING!

Monday:

12:42 a.m. This is not what I quite had in mind!
1:12 a.m. You could be rude, or snarky... wait, you're both!
1:20 a.m. COMA BEARS GET YOUR ASSES OFF MY DANCEFLOOR!!!
1:27 a.m. Jeffinthebox is 5000x cuter in person.
1:42 a.m. Did somebody hit me with the pretty stick?
1:52 a.m. Ugh. No more Leona's Pesto & Rotini.
2:14 a.m. The spiral staircase is NOT a place to vogue!
2:30 a.m. Love is a footrub near the DJ booth
2:43 a.m. Go go Timpeacock GO!
3:15 a.m. Rihanna saved my life tonight.
3:48 a.m. You, me, him and your two partners? Awwwww Yeah!
3:52 a.m. CubinDaCove on da windowsill with a cellphone.
3:55 a.m. Qualitykill doth rule.
4:30 a.m. How can White Castle NOT be open?
5:42 a.m. Warm baths soothe the savage cubby.
7:10 a.m. Damn you, work schedule that makes me wake this early!
8:37 a.m. HOLLA!

This is all subjective. Times and dates are conditional. Certain participants may or may not be hallucinatory. Apply topically only.